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Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Did ancient doctors refer to IVs as "fours"?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

1. ya got me stumped 2. ancient doctors didn't have them, they just cut you arm off 3. word play, the english language sucks :P 4.the headlights are an old tradition of lighting their way to heaven, they started using brights to piss off people who cut them off :) 5.probably more like a climb since they'd be heading up the walls to get away 6.the extra windows are usualy to keep track of which banker is doing what with the money, so they can switch shifts while the manager counts

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