A band teacher was teaching his class how to have their fingers on the right keys to play the right notes. He was playing a cd of the page they were learning in the book, and he told them not to play, but to finger the notes and follow along in the book.
As he was walking around he noticed a blonde girl who played the flute had her hand down her pants. He went up to her and asked her why she wasn't fingering the notes and following along in the book. She replied, "I was supposed to finger the notes?!"