One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. Iwanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her i wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
Later i go to eat soma lunch at Drake restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on the bed. I calla the manager and tella him i wanna sheit. He tellsa me to go to the toilet. So i say you no understand, i wanna sheit on the bed. He say you better not sheit on the bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know tha man and he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch. I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!