A blonde got in trouble in school. After she got home that night, the mother said, "Go get the mail and then you are going to be grounded for three weeks!" The blonde replied, "I'll die though!" The mother said, "No you won't, I'll bring you food." The blonde went outside, got the mail and was never seen again.
Question: Why was the blonde never seen again?
Answer: When her mom said she was grounded, she thought she meant outside in the dirt. No one ever saw her again and she starved to death.