One day a boy and a girl were on top of a shed. They were fixing the shingles when suddenly the ladder fell down. The shed was too tall for them to jump down safely. So the boy walks around the shed looking for a way down, "Hey! Look! I found a pile of poop! We could jump down in there!" The girl said, "NO WAY!" So the boy hops over the side and landed in the poop pile. He yells back up at the girl, "Come on down, it's only ankle-deep!" So the girl hops over the side. PLOP! She is covered from head to toe in poop. She looks at the boy and yells, "I thought you said it was only ankle-deep!" The boy replies, "Yeah! But I jumped in head first!"
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