I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be
Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep
How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.
My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle
I Hate my choke chain- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -no greater bliss-well, Maybe catching rats
Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do
The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.
My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.
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