One day a policeman, a ninja, and a terrorist were on a plane. The policeman threw his gun out the window for good luck. The nija threw his sword out the window for good luck. The terrorist threw a bomb out the window for good luck.
Later, the policeman saw two little girls crying. He walked over to them and said, why are you crying. One girl replied, "Some idiot threw his gun out the window and it shot our father."
The ninja saw two boys crying. He asked,"Why are you crying?" The little boys said, "Some idiot threw a sword out the window and cut our daddy in half."
The terrorist saw a little girl laughing histerically. He said, "What's so funny?" The little girl replied, "My dad farted and the neighbor's house blew up!"
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