A man begins work at a lumberjack camp that is miles from nowhere. After a long day of hard work the lumberjacks all sat down to eat dinner together. The new guy was startled to hear monstrous farts coming from all directions. BOOOOM went one. THRBLPPPFFFFF went another. Soon the new guy felt the urge to let one out himself.
Amidst the loud sounds from all around him came his ppffhht. The room got deathly quiet and everyone started looking around at each other. The head lumberjack got up from his chair and got up on the table. He pulled his axe out and pounded it into the dinner table and said, "Down boys, the virgin is mine!"