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Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************

On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley L. Buck ************

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak!! ************

At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." - Adolph Herbstrei ************

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello, can we pick your nose? -Chanel Rose ************

Sign at the psychic's hotline: Don't call us, We'll call you. -IBDOUGELL ************

At A Laundry shop: How about we refund your money Send you a new one at no charge Close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? 'Signed Customer Service' -Janet36603 ************

At a towing company: "We won't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." -Phred ************

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs" -Joe E Bowers, Jr.

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