A Blonde And A Brunette Go Parachuting. The Blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord and is slowly drifting in the air and enjoying the view.
The brunette jumps after her, pulls her parachute cord but nothing happens. She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, still nothing. She pulls the cord to the emergency chute, but that doesn't open either. Falling like a speeding bullet, she passes by the blonde.
The blonde looks at her and says, while getting her parachute off her shoulders, "Sooo, you want to race, do you?