Top ten reasons why the bible would be different if it were written by university students.
10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning, cold.
9. The Ten Commandments would be actually only five, double-spaced, and written in large font.
8. Promiscuous females would be pissed, not stoned.
7. Forbidden fruit would still have been eaten, anything is better than college food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.
5. Reason Cain Killed Abel: they were flatting together and the dishes weren't getting done.
4. The time and place where the end of the world occurs would be lecture theatres in October.
3. Mary would have made a complaint to the sexual harassment committee concerning Gods unwanted advances.
2. The reason why Moses and the followers walked in the desert for forty years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like first years.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
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