Vinnie and his cousins want to rob a bank. They find a likely target and slave over their plan. A day later they are able to get into the bank. There were hundreds of safes. They open the first safe and the only thing they find in there is pudding.
Vinnie says, "What the hell, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding.
They open the second safe and find more pudding. It's been a hard job, so they eat that, too.
This process goes on for the rest of the day night all the safes were opened. They're puzzled. The entire bank held neither money nor jewelry.
"Well," they say, "at least there was something to eat."
The next day they were dumfounded when they heard the news: "Yesterday, the biggest sperm bank in the world was robbed by an unknown group of people."