Fathers day sale: Tampax Tampons $5.99
One man, Seven woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part German Shepherd; part dog.
Two wire mesh butchering gloves, One 5-finger, One 3-finger, pair: $15
Tickle Me Elmo Doll. New in box. Hardly tickled. $700
Black face cows, calves...also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback...$2000
Valentines Day Sale: ty-d-bol blue toss-ins
Do something special for your valentine...have your septic tank pumped.
Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel...1/2 sneaky neighbor dog.<----HAHAHAHA!!!!
Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.
Soft and genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents
German shephard. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. Make a mint on this one!! LOL
Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Free 1 can of pork and beans with purchase of 3 Bedroom 2 bath home.
For sale: Lee Majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
Charmin Ultra Bathroom Tissue -- boneless
Nordic track $300 - hardly used - call Chubbie at:
Bill's septic cleaning - 'we haul American made products' <---Not much business there!!!!!
Shakespeare's Pizza - free chopsticks
Hummels - largest selection ever - 'if it's in stock, we have it!'
Get a Little John - the traveling urinal - holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
President's Choice - cow manure - Two 33 lb bags - $5
Harrisburg postal employees gun club
Georgia peaches - California grown - 89 cents lb.
For rent - vibrator - well used *eeeeeeeeeeesh!!* won't touch that with a ten foot pole! (pardon the pun!!)
Cute kitten for sale, Two cents or best offer
Whirlpool built in oven -- frost free!
Barbie country ride -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike).
'93 Pontiac Lemons - low miles
Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat. <----mmmm....fur balls! hehehe
Frozen soft and gentle bath tissue - 4 rolls 99 cents
American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100 <----??????
Kittens 8 weeks old - seeking good Christian home.
Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be a reward.
The most romantic love songs of the '50s: including '16 tons' by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer and dryer - $300.
Lawyer says client is not that guilty.
Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.
Exercise equipment queen size mattress and box spring - $175.
Our sofa seats the whole mob - and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
Tickle Me Elmo Doll, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, auto, excellent condition $6800
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