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Fathers day sale: Tampax Tampons $5.99

One man, Seven woman hot tub -- $850/offer

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.

Free puppies...part German Shepherd; part dog.

Two wire mesh butchering gloves, One 5-finger, One 3-finger, pair: $15

Tickle Me Elmo Doll. New in box. Hardly tickled. $700

Black face cows, calves...also 1 gay bull for sale.

'83 Toyota hunchback...$2000

Valentines Day Sale: ty-d-bol blue toss-ins

Do something special for your valentine...have your septic tank pumped.

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel...1/2 sneaky neighbor dog.<----HAHAHAHA!!!!

Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.

Soft and genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents

German shephard. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. Make a mint on this one!! LOL

Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Free 1 can of pork and beans with purchase of 3 Bedroom 2 bath home.

For sale: Lee Majors (6 million dollar man) - $50

Charmin Ultra Bathroom Tissue -- boneless

Nordic track $300 - hardly used - call Chubbie at:

Bill's septic cleaning - 'we haul American made products' <---Not much business there!!!!!

Shakespeare's Pizza - free chopsticks

Hummels - largest selection ever - 'if it's in stock, we have it!'

Get a Little John - the traveling urinal - holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

President's Choice - cow manure - Two 33 lb bags - $5

Harrisburg postal employees gun club

Georgia peaches - California grown - 89 cents lb.

For rent - vibrator - well used *eeeeeeeeeeesh!!* won't touch that with a ten foot pole! (pardon the pun!!)

Cute kitten for sale, Two cents or best offer

Whirlpool built in oven -- frost free!

Barbie country ride -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike).

'93 Pontiac Lemons - low miles

Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat. <----mmmm....fur balls! hehehe

Frozen soft and gentle bath tissue - 4 rolls 99 cents

American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100 <----??????

Kittens 8 weeks old - seeking good Christian home.

Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be a reward.

The most romantic love songs of the '50s: including '16 tons' by Tennessee Ernie Ford

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer and dryer - $300.

Lawyer says client is not that guilty.

Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.

Exercise equipment queen size mattress and box spring - $175.

Our sofa seats the whole mob - and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

Tickle Me Elmo Doll, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, auto, excellent condition $6800


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