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The Little Red Mouse

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One day, a boy came home from school and said, "Mom, my dick's too big. What can I do?" Startled, the mother told him to ask his father. He did. His father told him to paint it red and call it his Little Red Mouse.

He did as he was told and went to school the next day. Upon seeing the boy's cock, his teacher asked, "What do you call that?" He replied, "It's my little red mouse." The teacher sent the boy and his little red mouse to the principal's office.

On the way there, he saw his girlfriend coming out of the bathroom. She noticed his dick and said, "What's that?!" He told her of his little red mouse and she then did the unexpected. She lifted up her skirt and said, "Get 'em Pussy, Get 'em!"

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