Lost My Wife

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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: men, women, relationships

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by zakv c. 1+ years ago

its not "because everytime i talk to a woman like you" its "everytime i talk to a woman with a rack like yours" u coppied this joke

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