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Guys, please clutch your dicks while reading this...this might hurt you!

A woman gets incredibly horny and wants sex. Problem is, there's not one guy for miles. So she gets this bright idea to stick a carrot into one of those holes you find in wooden houses. She works with the carrot many times during the day. One day, a fine, handsome, black tourist guy comes by and sees this incredibly beautiful lady masturbating against the carrot! Feeling a bit horny himself, he secretly takes away the carrot and whips his dick inside of it. The girl, getting winded up for another round, comes back and sees the black guy's dick hanging from the hole. Her reaction, "Guess the carrot is getting old again," and she cuts it up with a pair of scissors.

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