One day a lawyer was sitting in his office and a young lady ran in. The lawyer asked the lady what was wrong. The lady replied, "I want to file a sexual harassment claim against my boss." The lawyer proceded to ask the lady what happened. "Everyday my boss comes in and says my hair smells good." The lawyer looked confused and said, "I can't do anything for that unless you can bring me more eyewitnesses to the incident."
The next day the lady returns with two more women. The lawyer listened while the three ladies said the same story as the day before. "I'm sorry ladies, but I can't do anything about this situation. Is there any more information you haven't told me?" asked the lawyer. The three ladies looked at each other for a second and then replied at the same time, "He is a midget."