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I Can Smell It

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Little Johnny had waited all day for his turn to sit on Santa's lap and tell what he wanted. When he finally got his turn this is what was said:

Santa: What can I do for you little boy?

Joey: My name is Johnny and I've been good all year, so I want the biggest train set you have.

Santa: (Waving his finger in front of Johnny's nose) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those.

Joey: O.K. Santa I want the biggest Hot Wheels collection you have.

Santa: (Waving his finger again) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those too.

Joey: (Getting a little annoyed) O.K. Santa, I want the biggest G.I. Joe set you have.

Santa: (Again waving his finger) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those also.

Joey: (Really pissed off) O.K. Santa I want some pussy and you can't tell me your out of that cause I smell it on your finger!

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