Jack and the Eyeball

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Jack walked into a bar. He ordered a few drinks and he bet the barkeeper a free drink, if he could bite his left eyeball. The barkeeper said, "Haha no way nobody can do that."

Jack took out his glass eye and bit it, so he grinned and enjoyed his drink.

Jack returned to the same bar next night. He bet the same barkeeper he could bite his RIGHT eyeball. The barkeeper said, "No way! Nobody has two glass eyes!" So Jack took out his false teeth and bit his right eyeball.

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