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* Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

* Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.

* Men know that if she looks like your mother, run!

* Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth.

* Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

* Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

* Men know that how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

* Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and exactly how far that gas will get them.

* Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

* Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect men to stare at her cleavage.

* Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

* Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

* Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.


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