1. You get a threatening note made of letters neatly cut out of a magazine with pinking shears.
2. You find a lemon slice floating in your dogs waterbowl.
3. She makes a gingerbread replica of your house on her TV show including a fallen down licorice rain spout and a half stuck open graham cracker garage door.
4. Every napkin in your house is folded up like a swan.
5. You find your pet bunny simmering on the stove in a tarragon, rose-petal, and saffron demi-glace
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