Signs Martha Stewart is Stalking You

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1. You get a threatening note made of letters neatly cut out of a magazine with pinking shears.

2. You find a lemon slice floating in your dogs waterbowl.

3. She makes a gingerbread replica of your house on her TV show including a fallen down licorice rain spout and a half stuck open graham cracker garage door.

4. Every napkin in your house is folded up like a swan.

5. You find your pet bunny simmering on the stove in a tarragon, rose-petal, and saffron demi-glace

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