Women have more imagination than men do. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything we say. Everything we do.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.
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