Re-Engineering the Work Approach

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WHY IS MY SALARY SO LOW ?

"Engineers & Scientists will never make as much money as business executives".

Here's a rigorous mathematical proof to understand why above statement is true:

Postulate 1: "Knowledge is Power" Postulate 2: "Time is Money"

By definition: Work = Power x Time (watt x second)

Applying postulates 1&2: Work = Knowledge x Money

Solving For Money: Work Money = --------- Knowledge

Taking the limit as knowledge approaches to zero, we get:

lim (Money) = infinite knowledge --> 0

(money approaches infinity independent of work done)

Hence;

"The less you know, the more money you make"

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

Calculus FAIL!

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