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A group of people meet in a social event. The first guy introduces himself, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

The other one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK". A woman asks, "What's that?" "That means my wife and I are Dual-Income, No Kids".

The woman says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE". Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?" She says, "That means, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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by xJRich5 1+ years ago

Who the hell would ask what is a wife? are you effing retarded?

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