Toilet Seat

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A U.S. Marine got lost in the desert of Somalia during the fighting there. He was thirsty, dirty, and sexually frustrated. He stumbled upon an old lantern, rubbed it, and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. The marine thought about it and asked, "I would like lots of water, lots of it. I want be clean, so clean that I turn white. And I want to see lots of asses."

The genie thought about it and replied, "Your wish is my command." With a snap of the genie's finger, the Marine turns into a toilet seat--lots of water, white and lots of asses.

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