Ketchup

mark as unread

A tomato and a cucumber were about to cross the street. The cucumber asked the tomato to go first. The tomato insisted that the cucumber went first. So the cucumber did and reached th other side of the street. The cucumber yelled to the tomato across the street, "Com'on tomato!"

The tomato started to cross the street. While the tomato was crossing a speeding car ran it over and splashed it all over the street. The cucumber looks back for its tomato friend, "Uh...hmm...com'on ketchup!"

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 3.7 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 1,539 times

categories: other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

C35BD_Ketchup

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

6bXHAoJolSRWvZ6QNEAbrw
0