The US Airborn squad appointed a new chief commander for training. On the first training mission he finds a soldier who is really scared.
Commander: Son, you don't worry about it, you just keep talking to me with your walkie talkie after you jump and I will let you know when to open your chute!
Soldier: Yes sir. I can never thank you enough for that sir!
And off the soldier jumps in mid air.
Soldier: Sir I am at 20,000 feet. Commander: It's too early son.
Soldier: Sir I am at 10,000 feet. Commander Son, why so nerveous, still too early.
Soldier: Sir I am at 5,000 feet. Commander: Relax, drink something. It's still too early.
Soldier: Sir I am at 2,000 feet! Commander: I said it was too early!
Soldier: Sir I am at 500 feet. ----no reply-----
Soldier: Sir I am at 10 feet, now what? Commander: Oh common, no need for a chute, you can jump it!
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