What to Do with the Gold Coins

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A Muslim sheikh, a Christian priest and a Jewish rabbi find a room filled with gold coins. They sit down to discuss what they'd do with it.

The sheikh: I think we throw it up in the air and have the poor take what they can of it. That way it's like giving it to God.

The priest: I think I should throw it up in the air. Whatever goes to the left of this line goes to church and whatever goes to the right goes to charity. That way God is happy.

The rabbi: I will just throw it all up in the air. Whatever comes down I will take. And whatever stays up God can have it and he can do what he likes with it!

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