The Belgians invented a new military aircraft. General Loupo is explaining to his staff how to operate this new highly sophisticated machine, "You see this button? That makes this bird go invisible to the enemy. This pedal makes it fly at the speed of light. This lever makes it drop 60 thousand bombs on enemy positions in a second...."
After going on for hours explaining everything in detail, he concluded, "That's it. Any questions?"
A young officer asks, "Sir, you have taught us everything except one. How do we bring this thing down?"
The general luaghs, "You need not worry about that son, the enemy will take care of that."
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