I Am a Mouse

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Donald was convinced that he is a mouse! All his family and friends were trying to convince him otherwise, but to no avail. So the final option was to take him to a psychologist.

The doctor and Donald spent a bit over a year on the treatment, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Finally one day:

Doctor: What are you, my son?

Donald: I am a man, Doc.

Doctor: So you not a mouse?

Donald: A mouse? Ha! Ha! Ha! No way, Doc. I am human!

Evereybody along with the psychologist went out that night for a party to celebrate this great achievement. On the way to the bar, Donald sees a cat on the street. He gets all scared and hides behind the car.

Doctor: Oh my God Donald! Don't you know that you are not a mouse?

Donald: Yes Doc. I know I am not a mouse. But does the kitty know I am not a mouse too?

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