One day there was this really horny guy who was stranded one this Island. The only thing that was there with him was a pig and a dog. Every time he went to go screw the pig the dog would start biting him. This made it impossible to screw the pig.
The next day a incredibly hot chick also managed to get stranded on the island. She was very sick when she came, so the horny guy helped out. After she was feeling better she went to the horny guy and said "you've saved my life I will do anything for you." So the horny turns to her and asks, "Will you take the dog for a walk?"