Pilot's Announcement

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In a commercial flight, the captain announces that there is turbulence and that the passengers should buckle their seatbelts. After the announcement, he turns to his co-pilot and says, "I sure could use a nice cup of coffee and a blow-job right about now," not realizing that the intercom is still on.

A stewardess dashes up the aisle to tell him that the intercom was on. Just before she reaches the doorway, a guy in back yells, "Hey babe, don't forget the coffee!"

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by Matt L. 1+ years ago

haha that was funny and so was Good Will Hunting

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