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A UPS Teamster pulls his rig into Las Vegas and decides to go check out thelocal brothels nearby. When he gets to the first one, he asks the madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replies, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomps off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continues until finally he reaches a brothel where the madame responds, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

Then the man asks, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the UPS man says. He looks around the room and points to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," says the madame. Then, gesturing to an obese fifty five year old woman in the corner, "But Ethel here has seniority."

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