Are you a flamer? This handy dandy form will save you some time in writing your flame to that special someone.
Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Retard [ ] Me too'er [ ] Pervert [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Flamebait [ ] Other (please specify): _______________
You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You sent me a stupid chain letter [ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme [ ] You posted a "test" in a news group other than alt.test [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You posted something completely off-topic [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must: [ ] Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal [ ] "Upgrade" to Windows 95 [ ] Give up your E-mail account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Post your tests to alt.test [ ] Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless) [ ] Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc.... [ ] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or get off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above
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