Q: Didn't I tell you to clean up this mess?
A: I'm sorry, you must have confused me with someone from a parallel universe. A: No habla ingales A: Have I told you how nice you look today? A: I did, but my evil twin messed it up again.
Q: Why can't you be more like your brother?
A: Just lucky, I guess. A: I tried, but his clothes just don't fit me. A: Sorry, but i'm not into geekieness. A: Hasn't our family suffered enough? A: I'd rather be more like the dog.
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