Zebra's Color

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One day a zebra went a lion, the king of the jungled, and asked, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stipes." The lion replied, "I don't know. Go ask God."

So the zebra went to ask God. God said, "You are what you are."

The zebra went back and told the lion what god said. The lion said, "You must be white with black stripes." "Why", asked the zebra. The lion replied, "Because if you were black with white stripes God would of said 'you is what you is.'"

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