Q: It's time to get up!

A: I just got up yesterday... A: Tell Morning to come back later. A: I'll rise, but I won't shine. A: I just need five more hours. A: Call work, tell them I died.

Q: If all the other kids jump off a bridge, will you?

A: That depends, will it mess up my hair? A: Sure, maybe I'll land on a fat kid. A: As long as the lines not too long. A: No, I'd rather jump off a building. A: I think you can do that at Disney World.

Q: How many times do I have to tell you this?

A: Don't stop now, you're getting close to the record! A: If I guess right, do I get a prize? A: I can't tell, I need a calculator. A: 250, Give or takes a million. A: I don't know, we haven't studied that in math class.