School Retorts

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Q: How was school today?

A: It was school-ish. A: A living hell, like always. A: How should I know? I spent the day in Vegas. A: Uh, the police will fill you in. A: Not bad.... it only scarred me for life.

Q: Did you do your homework?

A: No the dog did it for me. A: No, the tv wouldn't let me. A: No, I'm trying to kick the habit. A: No, I did some other kid's homework. A: No, I like being ignorant.

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