Jack just struck it rich when he won the lottery the other day. So the first two things he bought with his new money was a very prestigous house in a very rich neighborhood and a new Porsche.
One day as he was driving in his new Porsche (showing it off) he spotted another car that was exactly like his, so he decided to talk to the guy who owned the car. As Jack was comparing the car with John (the guy who owned the other car), John says, "I have the finest leather seats around, what do you have?"
With this, Jack became jealous, and went back to his car dealership and demanded that he get the finest leather too. The man at the car dealership said, "Jack, this will take two weeks." So Jack quickly replied, "I want this done in a week! I'll pay an extra couple hundred dollars!" The salesman agreed, and within a week, Jack had his Porsche with the finest of leather seats.
Anxious to show off the car now to John, he looked and looked, and he finds John in his car, and he says, "John, look, I have the finest leather seats too!" So John turns around and says, "Oh ok. But do you have a CD player, a CD rack, and a remote control for the CD player, along with a car phone?"
So again, Jack became jealous, and went back to his car dealership and demanded that he got a CD player, a CD rack, a remote control for the CD player and a car phone all installed into his tiny Porsche. The man at the car dealership said, "Jack, this will be done in three weeks." Jack became furious and again offered a couple hundred dollars for it to be done in a week, and within a week, Jack had his Porsche with all the CD paraphernalia and the car phone.
Anxious to show off the car now to John, he looked and looked, and found John in his car, and he says, "John, look, I have all my CD stuff and a car phone all in my car!" John, who doesn't look impressed, said "Oh, but do you have a bed in your car?"
Jack becomes very jealous, and also very surprised! He couldn't believe that John had a bed in his car, but again, he ran back to his car dealership and demanded that he got a bed in his car. The man at the car dealership was astonished and said, "This could not be done!" But yet again, Jack demanded that he got the bed. So the salesman thought for a moment and said, "Ok, I think I can do this for you, but it's going to be VERY expensive, and its going to take three months." Jack's eyes widened and said, "I'll pay more, just get this done for me in one month." So after one month, and spending a lot of money, he finally gets his car.
Jack, now with his new car, is very anxious to show off his car. He looked and looked and tried to find John, but he couldn't seem to find him. Jack is now very frustrated, after all, he spent all this time and money, just to prove to John that everything that he had was just as good as John's. Finally after days and days of searching for John, he saw the car parked in the corner of a lot, and it was slightly shaking.
Jack, anxiously knocks on the window, and no one answers. So he persistently knocks and knocks and knocks. Finaly after about 15 minutes of constant knocking, John rolls down the window of the car a little, and says, "Can't you see I'm taking a shower!?!?!?!?!?"
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