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Thoughts for the day

1) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?

8) Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

9) And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

It is not known with what weapon World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein

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