A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey, Honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge! I bet it is as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt. "Yep." he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size." The wife got very upset and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband for the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"