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Fuck Valentine's Day

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Hearts and roses and kisses galore.... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So here's my story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass....Fuck Valentine's Day

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