There was once a beautiful princess who just kept having babbies. So one day the king locked her in the tower and put a mouse trap in her pussy. He thought to himself that the next day he would go to every houses in his kingdom and whoever still had a dick would marry his daughter.
The next day he went around to every house and checked to see if the males in the house still had dicks.No one did until he reached the very last house and the boy there did have a dick. The king then told him he could marry his daughter. The boy then said, "Fank foo very much! Fens fa fedding?"(He didn't have a tounge)
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