An Indian walks in a bar with a cat in one hand and a bag of shit in another. He walks up to the bar and asks for a shot of whisky. He takes a gulp, then throws the bag of shit in the corner and shoots it. He asks for another shot of whisky and then eats the cat. When he finishes the bartender asks why is he doing this stuff. The Indian replies, "I wanna be like white man: shoot shit, drink whisky, and eat pussy."
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