Drink Jet Fuel

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Bud and Jim are airline mechanics in Atlanta. One slow work day Bud complained they had nothing to drink. Jim said he had heard that you could drink jet fuel to get a buzz and they decided to try it. After only a few drinks they were both wasted. The next morning Bud woke up and felt great, no hangover, nothing! The phone rang and it was Jim:

Jim: How you feel this morning? Bud: Great, and you? Jim: I feel fine too! Bud: Man we gotta try this stuff again! Jim: Well, tthere is one problem. Bud: What is it? Jim: Have you farted yet? Bud: No. Jim: Don't!!! 'Cause I'm in Phoenix!!!!

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