A man was sitting in a bar one night and every time he took a drink of beer he spit it out and said, "Damn, that Son-of-a-bitch can drive." After doing this for 3 beers the bartender asked, "How come everytime you take a drink of beer, you spit it out and say, 'Damn, that son-of-a-bitch can drive?'"
"I was hitchhiking tonight on a dark and curvy road, and a trucker picked me up. As we were going down the dark and curvy mountain road, we came to a one lane bridge with 4 cars coming the other way. I told him, 'If you get us out of this alive, I will give you the best damn blow job you've ever had!'" The guy took another drink of beer, spit it out, and said, "Damn, that son-of-a-bitch can drive."