1. Throw decapitated chickens off the roof, act like you are teaching them to fly.
2. Make puppets out of decapitated chickens and put on a puppet show for all of the neighborhood kids.
3. Wear a decapitated chicken on a string around your neck, if anyone asks about it, say its the latest fashion in Paris (Paris, Texas, if there is a Paris in Texas).
4. Staple a chicken (decapitated of course) to all of your business reports, or papers, say its your "signature chicken".
5. Play "Pin the Head on the Chicken" as a party game, fun for the whole family!
6. Use it as a ketchup bottle! No need to fill it with ketchup, it's already there!
7. Bob for chicken heads!
8. Get an ad on the front page of a newspaper and have a picture of you holding a decapitated chicken saying, "Got chicken heads?"
9. Real chicken fights, instead of those CHEAP imitations.
10. One word "decapitated Christmas chicken" for those of you who can count "decapitatedChrismaschicken."
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