A blond goes onto a building site looking for a job. He spots the foreman and asks him if there are any jobs going. The foreman looks at him pensively trying to think of an open position. Eventually he asks the blond if he can make tea. "Sure." says the blond, "I make a gorgeous cup of tea." So the foreman asks him if he can drive a forklift. "Why?" answers the blond, "How big is the teapot?"