Her body was dressed in lace. She was nice exept for her face. With her bucked teeth and her double chin, It was hard to see the beauty within.
I fancied a bit of a gropin' So she spread her legs open, The awfull stench that came from the wench, made my head whirl So much I wanted to hurl.
Her tits began to sag, She started to nag. So I decided to leave, Coz I realy needed to breathe!
As far as our relationship went, this was the end. She drove me 'round the bend. Now I have a girl that's good lukin', And I'm never short of a good fuckin'!
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