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It's the day before Christmas,a husband and wife are sleeping in bed. The wife wakes up and says, "Honey, wake up! I want to tell you about the dream I had." The husband awakes. The wife says, "It was Christmas morning, I walked downstairs, and the tree was decorated from top to bottom with pretty penis's. At the top was the biggest, hardest one I'd ever seen." The husband says "That must have been mine!" The wife says, "Actually it was Harrison Ford's." The husband says, "I see..."

The next morning the husband awakes, awakens his wife and says, "Honey, wake up! I want to tell you about the dream I had! It was Christmas morning, the tree was decorated from top to bottom with pretty pink pussys! At the top was the prettiest, pinkest, tightest pussy I've ever seen!" The wife says, "That must have been mine!" The husband replies, "No, yours was at the bottom holding up the tree!"

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